<u style="font-weight: bold;">THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE ARMY:</u><br> <br> A Private saying, "I learned this in boot camp...."<br> A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."<br> A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."<br> A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."<br> and a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this shit..." <br> <br> <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN MARINE CORPS:</span><br> <br>&nbsp; A Private saying, "I just got the word...."<br> A Sergeant saying, "Lock and Load!"<br> A Second Lieutenant saying, "Follow me!"<br> A Captain saying to an in-bound A-6, "Our position is....."<br> A Lt. Col. chuckling, "I've seen this shit before...."